Da Browns

Da Browns

Welcome to the jungle!

Our jungle has a mighty lion king, Jared; his sultry lioness, Tamany; three crazy monkeys, Landon, Tyler, and Ethan; and a beautiful gazelle, Isabel. It also has a beast, Phoebe, our mastiff.

Life in our jungle is much like other jungles: a constant searching for food. It consists of finding the food, killing it, bringing it home, preparing it, eating it, cleaning it up, and trying to share with others what we found.

This blog is to share the highlights of what happens in our jungle during that process.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

FYI: 150 lb. Post-Surgery Mastiffs Don't Swim!

I should have listened to Jared. As he was leaving for bishopric meetings this morning I was busying myself getting six kids and a dog ready for a walk. He said to me, "Maybe you should leave Phoebe home. That is a lot to handle." I thought to myself, "Is he crazy? Does he have any idea what I do during the day? I do this every day! Going on a walk with six kids and a dog is my "leisure" time." Instead, I said something sweet like, "Oh, it is fine, I can handle it." :)

We went to the lake and fed the ducks. It was a crisp 50 degree morning. It was a beautiful site as 6 little angels frolicked and played with the ducks. Until....

Fire ants-- first! Anyone from the South knows about fire ants. They are the nastiest things you can get bit by. They sting like crazy as soon as they bite and burn like fire for days afterwards, not to mention the nice little pustules you get at each bite.

Tommy stepped in these little demons and was crying so I was frantically cleaning him and the stroller off where they infiltrated. It was necesarry that I let go of Phobe's leash in order to work fast enough to minimize the damage. Then....

Phoebe jumped in the lake after the ducks! Dumb dog. I was yelling for her to get back because I didn't want the children to witness a duck murder. By the time she finally decided to listen to me she was too deep to touch the bottom. Newsflash---0ne month post-surgery Mastiffs aren't great swimmers. She struggled and struggled to get to shore. It was futile. She began to sink. First her upper body went down, then her shoulders, and down to her little nose poking out of the water without any progression towards shore.

In comes mom to save the day! (again) Fully clothed, with neighbors watching I jumped into the lake and swam after my dog. Good thing she still had her leash on so that I could pull her more easily, because she was too deep for me to touch the bottom.

My friend, Natalie, upon seeing me walk home drenched (and cold) said that in the future I should remember that revelation for Phoebe comes through Jared and I should listen to him!

He gets the revelation, I get drenched!

8 comments:

  1. Heheh, wish I could have seen THAT! You really *are* Super Mom. Love you!

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  2. That is the funniest story ever! I can totally see you jumping in too! First I see you getting a little nervous, but patiently waiting (so you don't have to get in) for her to save herself. I love that story! I'm glad you're all okay. I second your friend Natalie's advice. Jared's the voice you need to listen to. Stop being wonderwomen! :) good story!

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  3. You are super woman. If it had been me (perish the thought) I would have gotten wet, AND the dog would have drowned. Phoebe owes you guys--twice.

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  4. I am so glad she gave you our blog. I miss you guys. Looks like we will be moving to Texas next year. Corby is doing Med School down there. Probably Dallas though, but somewhere in Texas for sure. Landon has gotten SO SO big. Love ya

    kate

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  5. One more reason for me not to get a dog. :) You are in a league of your own, as always. Love you crazy woman!

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  6. Such a great story! You are so great!

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  7. Oh my goodness. Yet another reason why we don't have a dog.

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  8. That is hilarious!! You should always carry a digital camera with you to capture these precious moments...

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